Tax Return
House Service
“Sure wasn't it grand in the old days?”
Bringing the personal touch back to tax returns. Your local tax consultant visits your home, boots up the computer, and navigates MyAccount while you put the kettle on.
The Company Car
I call to people’s houses in the official Irish Tax Hub car. Professional, reliable, and ready for road.
We Use YOUR Computer
We'll wait for the Windows XP machine to boot up. We know the patience of a saint is required for ROS anyway.
Tea & Biscuits
I click through ROS, you make the cup of tea and bring out the biscuits. Teamwork makes the dream work.
Shoebox Accounting
Receipts in a Quality Street tin? Grand. We'll sort through it all on the kitchen table.
Community Service
It's not just business, it's keeping the parish float - this will keep the local WhatsApp groups busy!
No Rush
We charge by the job, not the hour. So there's plenty of time to discuss the weather and the roadworks.
Simple Pricing
Transparent rates, payable by cash, cheque, or brown envelope.
Standard Visit
Up to 2 hours. Ideal for PAYE & pensioners.
- ✓Tea break included
- ✓General chat
- ✓ROS submission
Extended Visit
Half day. For the shoebox accountants.
- ✓Tea & Biscuits
- ✓Discussion of grandkids
- ✓Receipt sorting
- ✓Printer fixing
The Full Works
Full day service. Complex affairs.
- ✓Lunch expected
- ✓Attic rummaging
- ✓Tech support
- ✓Full life story
🚗 Travel Supplement:
€20 within 10km • €40 within 25km • €60+ for longer distances (sure we'll have a chat about it)
Frequently Asked Questions
Yes we have an Irish Tax Hub car. We want everyone to know that help has arrived, just like the community nurse visiting. Alert the whole street that the tax man is in town!
It's for anyone who'd rather have a chat and a cup of tea rather than stare at a screen. If you have a neighbor who's terrified of ROS, we're the answer.
It's a simple trade: I click through ROS, you make the cup of tea. We sit down at the kitchen table, sort through the shoebox of receipts, and have a good chat about the local news while we're at it.
Perfect. We'll turn on the old Windows machine to submit the taxes. While it's booting up (which might take 20 minutes), someone usually brings out the tea and biscuits. That's actually our favorite part of the job.
Technically no, but it's strongly encouraged. We've found that tax returns processed with a side of tea and a chocolate digestive have a higher success rate. It's science.
* This service may or may not exist. The tea, however, is non-negotiable.